The following is a transcript of Tina Fey's monologue from last week's 30 Rock. It takes place when Liz Lemon realizes that she's sitting next to Oprah on a plane:
I'm trying to adopt a baby but my job is making it impossible because my work-self is SUFFOCATING my life-me. I'm Liz Lemon and I lost my virginity at 25! I saw the show about following your fear and it inspired me to wear shorts to work--it didn't go great! Do you know Tracy Jordan? I took a pill-- earlier. I didn't get my September issue of O Magazine-- do you have the number for subscription? Breaks into laughter. Why would you?! Blah! I eat emotionally. One time at summer camp I kissed a girl on a dare but then she DROWNED. And here comes some more stuff...I hate my feet. And once, I had a sex dream about Nate Berkus, but half-way through he turned into Dr. Oz. Has that ever happened to you? Aww, hug! Gives Oprah a hug. This is happening!
You cannot convince me that there is a better show on tv.
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Funny monologue, I admit. But I prefer the characters in "The Office."
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